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Woman VS Man

Clear DayMarriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?’

His new bride said:

‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’

(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding

anniversary!

The husband yells, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!’

‘Yeah?’ she replies. ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!’

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table..

Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, ‘What took you so long to answer to the phone?’

She says, ‘I was in bed.’

‘In bed this early, doing what?’

‘Getting a second opinion!’

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,’ Mother of Six’ in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home Mother of Six?’

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, ‘Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.’

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,’Please wake me at 5:00 AM .’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Send this to smart women who need a laugh

and to men you think can handle it !  😉

diambil dari email milis dari Jeng Aming

yeah ladies… lets smile!!! 😀

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10 comments on “Woman VS Man

  1. edy
    September 18, 2008

    oh indahnya bahtera rumah tangga 😛

    masa? 😛

  2. 04arra04
    September 18, 2008

    nice:)


    it is 🙂

  3. warmorning
    September 19, 2008

    kepikiran kawin mulu, kaw ! 🙂

    😆 padahal ga begituh ih orang cuma kopas ih!!! hueheuhe

  4. Dhani Aristyawan
    September 19, 2008

    huwawahuahuahuahuahua… thank’s for brightening my day …


    glad to help 😀

  5. jeunglala
    September 19, 2008

    Bu Nata…
    Gua udah baca di email berantai,
    tapi ntah kenapa.. it’s always a pleasure to read it again and again…
    Ga bisa berhenti ngakak guaaaa! HAHAHAHA
    Puwas banget dah! 🙂


    iyaaaaah hueuheuehuhe hidup cewe!!! 😆

  6. Tigis
    September 20, 2008

    jadi wondering, kenapa celaan baliknya si wanita didominasi hal2x yg berbau sex ya. Apa mgkin dr sudut pandang wanita itulah cara yg efektif utk menyinggung perasaan si pria. Bahwa si wanita slalu bisa bercinta dgn lelaki laen…. :mrgreen:


    nope nope nope
    bukan itu…
    tapi karena laki paling mudah tersinggung kalo tentang sex
    woman just know 😆

  7. smaragdina
    September 21, 2008

    ehehe…mayan buat senyum. Nakal sekali bu nat ini….

  8. nenyok
    September 21, 2008

    Salam
    Okay ill smile 😀

  9. yessymuchtar
    September 22, 2008

    kekekek..biar rasa tu laki laki yaa 😛

  10. tukang_atm
    September 28, 2008

    ‘Menikah itu menyenakan tapi jangan senang menikah”;))

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