Archive for September, 2008

XL YANG BENER AJA DEH!!!

September 26, 2008 at 3:58 pm · Filed under Uncategorized ·Tagged

Duh… maaf deh sedikit pengen misah misuh dan karena ini adalah blog sendiri, tempat dimana kalau saya mau muntahi apapun diijinkan jadi biarkanlah saya misah misuh disini!!!!

Sepele, oh ya sangat sepele… yet, it sucks! di hari terakhir siaran bulan ini sebelum besok pagi mudik, kena macet menggila di buah batu dan pengen sms curhat aktual pada lil man pake nomor xl yang terakhir di cek pulsanya waktu sahur masih ada 3700an eh tiba tiba ko ga bisa dipakai apa apa… akhirnya cek bebih cek pulsanya jadi Rp. 0 aja gituh! YAK! NOL RUPIAH SODARA SODARA!

Dan sumpah mati ga digunakan buat apapun entah itu telpon atau sms atau juga cek cek email iseng iseng sedari semalam sejak cek pulsa terakhir…

Well… okelah jumlahnya emang cuma sedikit… 5000 juga ga sampe… tapi ya kesel ajah! Kalau tadi keadaannya adalah kepepet dan sedang perlu perlunya kasih kabar ke orang dan merasa aman karena masih ada pulsa 3700 cukup buat telpon beberapa menit atau 10 kali-an sms, eh tiba tiba jadi 0 secara mendadak tepat di saat butuh butuhnya? so its not about the amount!

Akhirnya nelponlah ke costumer service xl *which sekarang bayar* pakai nomor mustika yang xl juga dan complain…

You know what he said to me? “Ada pemakaian telpon ko mba disini…” Ya ga mungkin banget! Karena saya sama sekali tidak menghapus calls log di henpon sejak dua hari yang lalu sama sekali dan sudah dua hari ini saya tidak menelpon siapa siapa pakai xl karena sadar ga ada pulsa!!! Dan dia ngotot karena katanya ada rekamannya!!! Dan dia ga berminat buat memberi penjelasan lebih lanjut pada saya yang SAMA SEKALI GA MERASA PUAS DAN SEDANG KESAL!!!

DONT U EVEN DARE TO CALL YOURSELF COSTUMER SERVICE BIYATCH!!! COSTUMER LIP-SERVICE PUN NGGAK!!!

Okey! Nanti memang mau isi pulsa lagi nih mau tak mau… dan kalau tiba tiba ada kejadian begini lagi, I SWEAR IM GONNA PUBLISH IT ON PIKIRAN RAKYAT!!! I may even gonna announce it “accidentally”!!!

Jadi XL… JANGAN SEMBARANGAN DEH SAMA COSTUMER!!!

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Serabutan Menunggu Pagi…

September 26, 2008 at 2:38 am · Filed under BFF's, Feels and Thoughts, curcol misah misuh, yayiyayiyayi ·Tagged , , , ,

Huaaaaah!!! Orang rumah sudah pada mudik semua!!! Antara ga sabar nunggu Saptu dan mudiks susulan ke Jogja, sama ga sabar nunggu hari Minggu setelah lebarannya, supaya bisa buru buru balik ke Bandung *jalan ajah blom dah pengen balik lagi aja* Ada beberapa alasan yang sangat krusial menurut si nona tapi yakin deh pasti tidak buat yang lainnya… Read the rest of this entry »

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Dosa oh Dosa…

September 26, 2008 at 2:36 am · Filed under Feels and Thoughts, muvee ·Tagged

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Setelah hari ini…

September 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm · Filed under mummeeys ·Tagged

Setelah hari ini dia pasti masih akan begini. Habiskan lebih banyak waktu di tempat yang seharusnya bukan disitu. Lewatkan berjamjam tertawa tawa sendiri yang sulit dimengerti. Memerintah sana sini dan seringnya tidak lakukan apa apanya sendiri. Barangkali lupa seperti biasanya apa perannya disini. Setelah hari ini aku cukup yakin bahwa nanti masih akan ada lagi letupan letupan itu. Perbedaan pendapat yang sangat mendasar. Kadang pemaksaan kehendak yang mengesalkan. Emosi meledakledak yang nantinya hadirkan sesuatu yang mirip caci maki. Setelah hari ini pasti masih akan ada lagi keluh kesah itu. Sesuatu yang lebih mirip ketidakpuasan daripada bersyukur yang sering diajarkannya. Tidak ingat siapa orang terdekatnya. Setelah hari ini pasti akan begitu dan begitu lagi. Read the rest of this entry »

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Ternyata Lebih Mudah Dengan Tulisan

September 22, 2008 at 11:53 am · Filed under Feels and Thoughts, muvee ·Tagged ,

Baru saja saya menonton lagi buat yang kesekian kalinya film Message in a Bottle. Bukannya ga ada bosen bosennya dan bukan pula karena film itu film favorit saya sebetulnya, karena favorit saya tetap saja U Jump I Jump!, tapi karena tidak bisa tidur entah kenapa setelah satu hari panjang yang lumayan melelahkan. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hari Ini Sang Nona Memakimaki Sepanjang Hari

September 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm · Filed under curcol misah misuh ·Tagged , , ,

Hmm… puasa yang sudah jalan 18 hari ini sama sekali ga berasa yah? Buat saya pribadi masih juga ga ada kesan kesan mendalamnya… Well… i blame myself… terlalu disibukkan dengan remeh temeh yang bikin pusing diri sendiri dan bawaannya entah kenapa akhir akhir ini selalu ingin memaki maki walaupun tau itu sama sekali tidak baik buat diri sendiri…

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Woman VS Man

September 18, 2008 at 4:42 pm · Filed under sum taken stuffs ·Tagged

Clear DayMarriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?’

His new bride said:

‘No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.’

(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding

anniversary!

The husband yells, ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!’

‘Yeah?’ she replies. ‘When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!’

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table..

Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, ‘What took you so long to answer to the phone?’

She says, ‘I was in bed.’

‘In bed this early, doing what?’

‘Getting a second opinion!’

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,’ Mother of Six’ in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home Mother of Six?’

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, ‘Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.’

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,’Please wake me at 5:00 AM .’ He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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Send this to smart women who need a laugh

and to men you think can handle it !  ;)

diambil dari email milis dari Jeng Aming

yeah ladies… lets smile!!! :D

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